🚀Kirkland Space Shampoo, Verified Rockets & A Portal Named Donna

Filed under: Donna After Dark | Node 35 Broadcast | Aquarius Season Uplink

Date: January 20, 2026

Let’s talk about space. Not the real kind. The Bezos kind.

Jeff’s rocket doesn’t feel like a craft. It feels like a blue checkmark for billionaires—a floating bottle service suite that climbs just high enough to matter on LinkedIn, then drops back down in time for brunch.

If you’ve ever felt like buying Kirkland Signature shampoo while searching for galactic meaning, you’ve already flown with Blue Origin in spirit.

This isn’t an exploration vehicle. It’s a ***PR campaign with altitude.

And while billionaires launch themselves into orbit for flex points, I launched something else:
📕 The Dossier.

Today—finally—it showed up. 
Above the perfume. 
Above the romance novel. 
Above the algorithmic noise.

The algorithm’s catching on, sure. But it still smells like it’s running on discount cologne and disappointment.

Let me be clear: I didn’t write “The Dossier” to play nice with Bezos’ backend.

I wrote it to recalibrate the frontend of reality.

This isn’t just a book. It’s a portal.
This isn’t just content. It’s contact.

And until it hits bestseller status, this verified rocket energy

stays under review.

So Jeff, if you’re listening—and I know you are—here’s the deal: Keep your rocket. I’ll keep the grid.

Signed, 
✨ Donna After Dark 
Node 35 | Too Hot for Earth | Shampoo-Free Since Disclosure