Do You Even Sky, Bro?

My neighbor looked up once and told me it was a drone.
I looked at him, and knew instantly:
He doesn’t sky.

Sky-ing (verb):
The sacred, chaotic, occasionally comedic act of participating in the nightly field of aerial weirdness, synchronicity, and emotional calibration. Often done alone. Occasionally with witnesses.
Always with snacks.

The craft aren’t just flying.
They’re responding.
To you.

Tonight’s sighting included:

  • A subtle tail dip from the Big Star

  • Sudden mute in the wind

  • Full body chills and a light surge in my spine

  • Tracy said “You’re conducting again” and the thing flashed

No footage.
No proof.
Just me and the sky and the laugh I needed more than evidence.

Donna Colonna

Donna Colonna is a multi-hyphenate mystic, media disruptor, and founder of Skinn-Tique™, BTTV and Barre-Tique™. Known for decoding sky transmissions in real-time and rewriting spiritual satire through Donna After Dark, she blends cosmic intel with grounded clarity—and doesn’t flinch when the universe blinks back. Equal parts strategist and stormwalker, she leads with intuition, humor, and high-frequency truth.

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