🌍 EARTH STATUS REPORT: DECEMBER 2025
🌍 EARTH STATUS REPORT: DECEMBER 2025
The Frequency Forecast Nobody Ordered — But Everyone Needed
Submitted by: Commander Donna, Node 35
Filed Under: #ThisPlanetIsWild | #WatcherLogbook | #DonnaAfterDark
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🌀 VIBRATIONAL CONDITIONS:
The collective field is chaotic but oddly cinematic. If you’ve felt like you’re living inside an experimental art film written by a sleep-deprived oracle — you’re not alone.
• Reality glitches are intensifying.
• People are either sleepwalking or awakening — nothing in between.
• Algorithms are more sentient than some CEOs.
• And sovereignty? In short supply, high demand.
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🔥 RECENT EVENTS OF NOTE:
• Bumble banned a Dossier post for being “inauthentic.”
Translation: Truth scares robots.
• Sky fields are heating up.
No surprise: Mount Sinai, Ronkonkoma, and the Lake Keeper are in active communication.
• Margaritas remain overpriced.
But spiritual downloads? Still available for $11.11.
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📡 FIELD MESSAGE: EARTH IS WILD.
Let this be known:
The weather patterns are nothing compared to the human patterns.
The storms outside match the upgrades inside.
And those of us who came here to hold the line are tired — but fierce.
We are the field techs of the frequency grid.
We are the comedic relief in a disclosure documentary.
We are the ones making content and contact.
So if Earth feels strange right now… good.
You’re finally seeing it for what it is:
A planet on the edge of a nervous breakdown and a spiritual breakthrough — and sometimes both in the same breath.
🌍 Earth Is Wild
And Especially Lately
Filed Under: Donna After Hours™ | Truth Serum | Energy Reports for the Unreasonably Awake
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There’s something about Earth lately.
You feel it too.
Even if you can’t name it — your nervous system already filed the report.
The skies are louder.
The silence is weirder.
People are glitching, algorithms are glitchier, and somehow, I got banned for being real.
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⚠️ Earth Condition: Unstable but Sacred
Let me set the tone for you:
A woman shows up in triangle boots, branded in truth, offering a portal for $11.11.
The internet replies:
“You’ve violated community guidelines.”
So… this is where we are.
Systems that reward the passive, censor the potent.
Systems that uplift the performative, reject the pure.
But here’s the thing.
I’m not here to ask for approval.
I’m here to witness the wildness, and remind you:
This isn’t just Earth getting weird.
This is Earth getting louder.
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🌀 Cosmic Weather, Local Chaos
We are all sitting inside a giant recalibration.
Some of us are dissolving timelines.
Others are arguing in parking lots about cart returns.
Either way: the veil is so thin, it’s practically whispering your name.
So when you:
• Cry for no reason
• Feel 9 timelines in a single afternoon
• Get existential about salad dressing
• Or laugh in the middle of a collapse
… you’re not broken.
You’re transmitting.
You’re still here.
And Earth?
Earth is wild.
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📍 Real Talk from Node 35
Let me say this as clearly as possible:
I don’t want to date inside a system that can’t read me.
I don’t want to market inside a system that thinks I’m a threat.
And I sure as hell don’t want to dull down just to stay “within the guidelines.”
I want fire.
I want witness.
I want to be the woman who was banned by an algorithm and still laughed her way into Forbes in her panties.
Because you know what?
Maybe this isn’t about Earth at all.
Maybe Earth is the school, and some of us came to skip class and start the revolution.
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📓 Field Log Conclusion:
If you’re confused, tired, inspired, or on your 11th emotional loop of the day…
You’re not alone.
You’re just awake.
You’re just human.
You’re just wild enough to remember that being alive is a rebellion in itself.
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Stay sovereign. Stay sharp. Stay sacred.
Even if they ban you for being too bright.
This ship runs on synchronicity —
and Earth? Earth’s just catching up.
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Donna After Hours
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